A new flirting prospect was on the horizon. the reason for the word "was" will be shown shortly. A bunch of us from high school went out to the bar together and apparently he, we will name him the Blowout because that is his unfortunate hairstyle at this time, liked what he saw. He then proceeded to get my screename and my number. normally this is considered positive in my book because it shows aggressiveness and effort. Both good qualities, in moderation of course. He has affirmed online that he would like to hang out soon, and knows from my recent away messages that i am suffering from wisdom teeth recovery.
our text exchange today went something like this:
Blowout: I hope you feel better
Work in Progress: aww thanks huni
Blowout: i could always make you feel better in more ways than one
WIP: haha ive never gotten hit on while i've been recovering before (umm wtf?)
Blowout: ha ha ha you havent gotten pleased a day in your life believe me (how the hell do i react to THAT?)
WIP: an inappropriate offer from you i assume?
Blowout: ha ha of course but you love it (no response from me after this. i hope he eventually got the hint that i do not "love" it, and will thus be brought down from his arrogant alternate reality)
First of all, way too many ha ha's. they should be used sparingly for greater effect. second of all, way to jump the gun and turn the conversation into completely uncharted sexual waters. in 10 seconds he went from sweet to sleazy. congratulations Blowout. i now know exactly why you want to "hang out".
But really, thanks for making it clear.
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