Monday, February 26, 2007

called out

"I woke up in Hockey Player's bed this morning. i got really drunk last night. it was a bad life decision."

"I knew you were going to do that. i KNEW it! He was texting you all night. you always break down when guys do stuff like that when you're drunk."

"Not always! well almost not always."

"So how was the awkward morning moment?"

"There wasn't one."

"What do you mean, there wasn't one? There's always one. You two must be soulmates if there wasn't an awkward morning moment."

"No, no, no. There wasn't...ahem..one because i .. ::sigh:: ...isnuckoutofhisbedat7:30thismorning."

::Silence::

"Don't judge me. I know you're judging me. I could bring up tequila night against you. i didn't judge you that night. STOP JUDGING ME! i felt awkward. i didn't want to be there when he woke up with his roomate in the room and him being an athlete and athletes gossip and you know how i----"

"Stop babbling. Admit it. You're a creeper."

::sigh:: "Yes i am."

"Classy."

2 comments:

starz said...

sigh.

heart breaker, you are.

A Work in Progress said...

although sometimes i do deserve that title...i think in this case it was more a fear of what morning would bring.

things are so much easier to rationalize in the dark.