huh...?

apparently last night some sort of crazy pheromone was wafting off of my body because godamm.....i was on. i was getting attention that i haven't gotten since freshmen year---when my tummy was tucked, my face was fresh, and my muscles were toned. and it felt good.

what i did not expect was to get molested by an old hookup.

i was moderately tipsy and i had a full beer. this is enough to make bad things happen. i turn quickly to say something, and WHAM!---beer allllll over Old Hookup's shirt. being moderately tipsy, instead of an appropriate reaction, such as apologizing, i begin to giggle. and then laugh out loud. the look on his face was priceless. since im laughing so hard and he looks so pissed off, of course other people start to notice....and begin to laugh as well. which in turn makes him more pissed off.

until he gets this look in his eye and pulls me, still laughing into the girls bathroom.

then, like some cheesy romantic novel, except we are in a college bar in the girls bathroom, he takes my beer and puts his down, and proceeds to pin my hands up against the wall and make out with me. it was like the grownup version of 7 minutes in heaven, which i thought was stupid back in grammar school, let alone college.

gag me with a spoon.

i finally get him to release me when it starts to penetrate that 1) i am in the girls bathroom, 2) this shit is why i halted things with Old Hookup in the first place, and 3) i was definitely not drunk enough for this. so i pushed him off, grabbed my beer, and bolted out of the girls bathroom.

pheromones.....they always end up fucking you over.

but this means that i have now made out in two rooms at Brad's, the closet and girls bathroom.
at least i'll have something to tell my kids.