oh the stupidity

A text conversation with Hockey Boy this morning in class after a late night of drinking:

Hockey Boy: yeah way to leave last night last night w out tellin me (i was not aware i had a babysitter who needed to be informed of my whereabouts at all times. i apologize. next time i leave to wipe my ass i'll be sure to let you know.)
Work in Progress: sigh you guys were doing guy things and i was drunk and tired (and by guy things i am including all cup-crushing, loud chanting, beer-chugging activitites)
HB: yeah i mean a good bye would of been nice lol (obviously the repeated yeah's mean he's hurt/pissed and the lol is a way to hide it)
WIP: i hate good byes
HB: yeah well i mean i look away for a sec and then your gone. (did i mention the incorrect usage of your and you're is a pet peeve of mine? and why the hell would you be staring at me all night? creepshow.) i would of driven you back (oh no you wouldn't have. you would have been drunk and sloppy. you also would have tried to get me to stay over, or would have followed me back to my room like a lost puppy).
WIP: Yeah but this way no one had to be bothered. i walk home all the time.
HB: yeah i know but still (this is the point at which he knows he has nothing to go on and is now just whining about a situation that has already happened and can't be undone)
WIP: No sweat. I'm a big girl (but obviously not a bigger girl than you, princess)
HB: fine fine (ah, an intelligent, definitive end to the conversation. nicely done)

this conversation was conducted at 10:40 in the morning. he's acting like i was the "inconsiderate girlfriend". i think he's forgetting one crucial fact-----I'M NOT HIS EFFIN' GIRLFRIEND. nor do i ever want to be after this display.

can anyone say smothering?

for real...how come the only guys who are attracted to me and actually pursue me are bigger whiny bitches than i am?