One of my roomates who is *dating* the guy downstairs, just went down to see him because she hadn't seen him all over break. which also means that they also have a lot of sexual tension built up.

She comes into our room, "It was great to see him but i have my period so we can't really do anything".

"So you just went down and talked?" this coming from me.

"No because then i teased him with the fact that i was wearing pretty underwear. So he groaned, and then peeked. And all of a sudden his...yeah.. was like WHAM!"

"Wham?"

"Yeah i didn't know a guy could get hard that fast....or be that desperate. imagine. just from looking at my underwear".

There it is ladies.
Proof that men are the lesser animals.


*because we don't really know what they are and instead of saying grey area it's easier to just call it dating.